Sh*t my friends say...

My friends are ridiculous. In a super amazing, hilarious way. In one night, the following 6 quotes came out of these women's mouths...

• I want to be roofied
• I want to be a dog so people buy things for me
• I like crack
• I'm a sloppy pen pal
• I think I should be polka... dot. Polka dot. 
• Penis sandwich

I'll be making a youtube vid in the same fashion as the "sh*t (insert specified group here) say" vids. 

ciao!