- you're filling out paperwork for insurance changes and have to ask a co-worker for a pen because the only one you have is pink.
- you go camping but stay in a hotel instead
- multiple friends mothers have commented on your extensive shoe collection. And they've never even seen your closet
- you buy a new lipstick because none of the other 6 shades in your purse match your eyeliner and clutch
- you own a scarf in just about every color of the rainbow. And also own skinny jeans in just as many colors
- you hire a maid to clean your apartment (it's already immaculate) because you're really sick of doing dishes
